| Chandi ke diwaar na todi Par Pyaar bhara Dil Todiya Kuch paiso ki liyeh ZaaLeem!! Tumne sms karna Chodiyah Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, congratulations! !!!! you are A girl who opens her hands receives gifts. Who opens her heart receives love. Who opens her legs receives happenis If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck, usy zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni khuahishon ko mat chupao, unhe zrurat hai barhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki:p HOW WOMEN CALL THEIR HUSBANDS IN FIRST SEVEN YEARS: what is difference between SMART and STUPID?very simple:Smart has send u sms and stupid has read it;hahahaha Hello G! janay anjanay main agar main nain aap ka dill dukhaya ho kabhi tung kiya ho badtamezi ki ho us k liyaye aap nain............................. jo patna hay pat lo main sudharnay waloon ain say nahi ek darwaish kehta tha k ek zamana aisa bhi aayega, Ek dost SMS karaiga dosra 'KAMEENA'Sirf muskuraye ga:> ALLAH k naam pe ek patni de de, jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage: baat zubaan per aa kar rukne lage: to 2 goli VICKS lo.... KICH KICH door karo Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don’t u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don’t parpoz d ROZ ROZ! Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. On their first night: Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara, Do you know the Meaning of SMS? woh garam garam pani woh sabun ki khushboo. woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle… khair tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai Phool hai gulaab ka Aaj tum DIL mango de daingy Gam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,sms kerny per paise lagty hain magar itney nahi k kia na jaye;) Aap k haath mein Mobile hai, Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Kya leke aye they, *Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI" Always start your day with a lot of S E X meri yaad aye: yaad kero. kya ker rahay ho? sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han, kobra ko naag to garden ko baagh kehte hain, jo ap k pas nahi usko DAMAGH kehte hain. Call, sms ya miss call karna ap k bus ki baat nahin, Un k liye balance chahaye jo k ap k pass nahin. Mernay per humko janat milay na milay, Yeh fiza yeh hawa milay na milay, Per sms kernay may kunjosi na karo, Kia pata ooper ja ker mobile milay na milay. Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral : Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey !! A man on wife's birthday had no money so he sent a chq written "100 kisses" when he return home his wife said "thnks for chq" i got it cashed from bank's manager! Rab Se Dua Karta Hoon Ke Mere Dost Ko Khushiyoun Ka Sansaar Miley, Aur Jo Mujhey SMS Nahin Karta Use Apni Grilfriend Say Behen Jaisa Pyar Miley. Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO, Pani pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO, Mujhe daikho tu SUBHANALLAH PARHO, Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA PARHO Mian 1 sms hoon. Jise stupid log parte hain. Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain. Gadhe delete karte hain aur Pagal store karte hain. TUM kya karne vale ho????? Kash dil ki bat mai itna asar ho jaye "aap miss call de" aur "wo receive ho jaye" bat kare ke hosh gum ho jaye aur hosh tab aye jab "balance khatam ho jaye" Tumhari tasveer zamaney k dar se toilet mey laga rakhi hai, tumhara deedar karne k liey jolab ki goli kha rakhi hai. Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..! Bazu me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun! *~-BUMPER OFFER-~* Send me sms & win 10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO 29" TV ka BOX Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k gher Pehlay hath mein pakro! .. Phir thook lagao? .. Phir Seedha karo? ? .. Phir andar ghussao??? .. Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-) khaaboon main aaey gaey sms ki terhann, dil main bas jaey ringtones ki terhann, mera pyar khabhi kam na hoo ga balance ki terhann, bas tum busy na rehna network ki terhann Main...main kutta kameena manhoos janam jala nalaik bekaar phuwer kahil bagerat besharm jahil gawar gadha Banday ko msg kyo karaha hoon Jis tarah to hotel main bartan majta ha, pore pore raat sirf miss call marta ha jab tara balance khatam hojata ha,, balance kay liye road pay nanga nachta ha. Shame on you Ik Ladki thi dewani si mobile lay kay phirti thee..Jab bhee milti thee mujh say mujh say poocha kartee thee yeh on kaise hota hai yeh on kaise hota hai.. KARAY JAOOO... . .KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . karay jaoo. . karay jaoo. . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna.....lolz Tea or larki mein kiya cheez common hai. 1.dono gram honi chaye. 2.dhod zada hona chahiye. 3.raat ko sooney na dey. I want to kiss ur lips I want to smell ur breath I want to touch ur tunk I want to touch ur teeth But u dun worry I m ur friend dentonic!! Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai, birds gana ga relay hain,cow log grass eat reli hai, shane log sms kar rele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!! Kabhi Balance, Kabhi battery, Kabhi Ishq, Kabhi pyaar, Jaldi SMS karo maray yaar Bewaquf ki 3 nishaniyan 1. miss call karega 2. SMS muskura k parhega 3. Don't scroll down Jis baat se mana karo zarur karega. Fill in the blanks with "Haan" or "Nahi" 1: ___ May insaan Nahi Hon. 2: ___ Mera koi elaaj nahi. 3:____ May He Pagal Hon. Dil K Mehman Ban Jao Aankhon Ka Armaan Ban Jao Honton Ki Muskaan Ban Jao Ye Sab B Ban Jana Lekin Pehlay Zara Insaan Ban Jao. Salam arz hai........... jawab qarz hai....... dena farz hai......na dena marz hae.......... na koi gharz hai...... bas itni arz hai......... "How are you?" Aj dil buhut udas hai lagta hai koi nahi pass hai par tum main baat kuch khaas hai ab zyada emotional mat ho jana yeh sab bekwas hai tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah ,hum ko bhoool na jana Network ki tarah. maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi.... sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai, Aoao milke kasam khaye, is dushman ko khatam karen gay. ek botal tum khatam karo, ek botal hum khatam karen gay... Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK. Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Jab hota hai tera didar, Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye. ------ Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai. Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho. Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi.... Larka lerki se :Darling!!! is dil mein chali aao Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light, Bolay to ho gayeli Hai Night Band Karne ka Tube Light aur soneka Tight, Bolay to BYE... Good Nite Twinkle Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le chai, then call me up and say "HI" Good Morning Have a Nice... Mahiwal ne awaz lagai sahni daur ke aayi ranjha ne bansuri bajayi aur heer bhag ke chali aayi aur ham ne sirf siti bajayi, wo ma ko lay aayi... MUNNA BAHi: ari circuit boly tu ager bagair daantaon ka kuta cat re lai tu boly tu kya karny ka. Aankho Pe Ghamoun Ke Pehre Hain,Zakham Jigar Ke Gehre Hain Faryad Karain To Kis Se Karain , Dunya Wale To Behre Hain Police ko aik body milli hai, kaalay teeth hain,ghonslay jaisay baal hain,dimagh nhi hai, paon ultay hain, mughay tumhari fikkar ho rahi hai, zara bell tu karo AIK AAP HAIN K ETNEY ACHEY HAIN Kash khoshiyoun ki aik Dokan ho, Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai, Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai, Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai ! Chori choriye Aanaa janaa chor do... Girl 1980: maan main jeans pehnon gi. Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley ISHQ KE SCHOOL MAIN NAYA MAHOOL TYAR HO GAYA.... Oye mil gaya .........oye mil gaya .......oye hoye mil gaya.....aaj tu mil hee gaya......ballay ballay mil hee gaya....YE SMS PARHNAY WALA AIK OR BEWAQOOF MIL GAYA....... MERE SMS MILE? Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna Patriotic song by a "sardar" zindagi ki rah main mushkil hai to kia howa Husband: ager tum mar gai to main pagal ho jaunga PETROL KA RATE BARHANE PER SANTA BOLA MAIN PEHLAY BHI 100 KA DALWATA THA AB BHI 100 KA DALWATA HOON SMS SMS na ker k dil tor diya mera ab mobile dafana dena kafan na milay tu apna rumal orha dena koi poochay k rog kya tha tu nazaren jhuka k apni kanjosi bata dena:-) shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata Requst Hai AAP SE Refuse Mat Karna Frndship Ke is Bulb Ko fuse Mat Karna Bhagwan Se Paani Manga To Saagar Diya, Kanto Ke Badle Phool Kya Do Ge,Ansoo Ke Badle Khushi Kya Do Ge,Ham Chahte Hai App se Umar Bhar Ki Dosti,Hamare is Saval Ka Javab Kya Do Ge? Do sardar bank lootne gaye par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya Kaise? After all manager bhi sardar tha,bola gun kal dikha jana he= pura ander giya A Girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Teri aankain jhuki jhuki TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai Jis din se juda vo humse hue Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye Arz kiya hai..... Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain Dil torna humari aadat nahi You r my sweet SONA Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye | GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, haqeeqat samjho ya fasana.. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? Kisi tarha mera dil behlla jatay.. 10 RS. nahi thay tu.... 5 RS. wali choti Coke hee peela detay. Mere SMS ko tere inbox AZADI K is mahiney mein meri DUA hay k ALLAH apko QUAID ki AQAL..IQBAL ki SHAQAL, LIAQUAT ki SHEWANI, FATIMA ki JAWANI, NEHRU ki CHAL,& GHANDI ke BAAL de.AaMeEN!! Zindagee kay kissi morr per agar tumhein koi raasta dikhai na day to tum meray paas aa jana.Hum tumhein kissi "EYE SPECIALIST" kay paas lay jaen gay. LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar Life is like a MOVIE... Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain hanso After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice." Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon. I'm leaving India! Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Humko tumse pyar hai, There is Day Another Way, Another Pray, Another Hope, Another Tear, Another Fear, Another Year, Another Smile, Another Few, But neverever Another like u!! Kya Ap k sir pe seengh hain? No! JUST CHECK IT CHECKED? YES! NAHI HAIN? NAHI! R U SURE? YES! Koi baat nahi GADHEY k hote bhi nahi God apun se puchha, Kidhar jany ka? Heaven k Hell? Apun bola, Hell! Apun ko malum, tum dost log udarich milenga, Jaha tum hoenga vo hel bhe mafiq lagenga! GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI NEAR, Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, Aaj feeling bored? BHUL se b kabhi kisi ko na rulana DRACULA KISS Chikken,Tikkah ho ya Karahiii,,,,.... yah mat soochna k bhool jayen gaye tumhay.....dur reh kar bhi chahain gayetumhay....dost ban kar raas na aye to....BHOOT ban kar darain gaye tumhay..:D Judai aapki rulate rahegi, if ppl say u r crazy, b patient.... if ppl say u r mad , b relax.......... but if ppl say u r cute , THAPPAR MARON SALON KO JHOOT BOLTAI HAIN ASMAN KO NEEND AYE TO SULAEIN KAHAN, u fone menu main khus amdid, mangani kay liyah 1 dabaiyen, shadi kay liyah 2 dabaiyen,talaq kay liyah 3 dabayien, begam say nijat kay liyah apna gala dabayien, shukriyah Qayamat ki 5 nishaniyan.. 1 : Memon badmashi karega. 2 : MUHAJIR hukumat karey ga. 3 : Pathaan ko larkia pasand ayein ge. 4 : Sindhi mehnat karey ga.. 5 : Punjabi ghairat mand ho jaye ga. "2+5=11" kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thora aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye "GHALTI SE" Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY . IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai jana" if u sav dis message, it means i m CUTE if u edit dis, i m still CUTE if u fwd dis , ur spreadin dat i am CUTE if u erase dis,ur jealoues of me coz i am CUTE Ho ! Sakty to muskura kam se kam aap per hay bheja sms ye jisnay karo gay gussa per smart oos aap baad k parhnay ko sms is . . . . . . Confused????? Ab Nichay Say uper parho!! Bewakoof . Matlabi . Dhokaybar . Chugalkhor . Besharam . Jhutay . Moqaparast . ALLAH aako in sabhi logon sar door Rekhe. Ameen Logoon ko bewakoof banane k 7 tareekay....... . . . . Yeh Phalya tha Recipe: 1. Take a bowl of grapes 2. Put ur hand in it 3. Stand in front of mirror The dish is ready Recipe Name: Langur kai hath mai angur:-D People need love acording 2 age.. 18 to 28 DIN RÄT 28 to 38 RÖZ RÄT 38 to 48 JUMAYRÄT 48 to 58 EID SHABRÄT 58 to 68 ONLY GAL BÄT & above 68 BÜRI BÄT. IDE3238, 1 tha raja Jasa K aap sab Musalmano ko pata Hai K mahay Ramzan Start Ho Gaya hai, To is Leye aap apne mobile mein SAVE tamaam Dirty Jokes, Pictuer MSGs Aur Larkiyoon K Numbers, . . Delete Karne Say Pahlay Mujhe Forward Kar Dein, Thankx Alot... Yourz Sincere !!! ( ',' ) <( )> 100Kg _| |_ ( ',' ) <( )> 60Kg _| |_ ( ',' ) <)(> 30Kg _||_ Kya Say Kya Ho Gaya Aap K SmS k Intzar Me. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Dastak di tum nain suna hay Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Se B Ziyada Smart Ho Tum Sub Doston Me Ziyada Zaheen Ho Tum Mujh Se B Ziyada Agar Aisa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaquf Ho Tum Had Se Ziyada *Ba Adab *Ba Mulahiza *Hoshiyaar, *Paglon ke *Mahraaj* *Bewaqufon ke *Sartaaj* *Noor-E-Chasham* *Deewana-E-Paglistan* *Sms padh rahay hain..* Agr farig hain to neachy press krain Teacher: QYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTON NE SAB SE KAHA K APNE APNE GUNAH PAPER PE LIKHO...... Dil se dil lagakar to dekho Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi. Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti the............. Makhi Mortein Laga ka Soti the @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ For Adults Only Pakistan ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye. phir bhi no progress why? kyo ki aaj bhi bhole log KAAM chor ke mere SMS padh rahe hain... kya hoga is pakistan ka MERE SMS KE CHARCHE JAHNA MAY HONE LAGE.LOG MERE DEEWANE HONE LAGE.KHUSH NASAIB HO TUM JO MERE SMS MILE.JIS KO NAHI MILE WO "MOBILE PATAK PATAK KAR RONE LAGE" Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho... Dil Ki Dahleez pe Koi gum na ho, Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai, Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, New punishment 4 mobile owners...Miss call k liay jail...call k liay phansi...sms k liay Umerqaid...lekin TUM mat daroo..KANJOOSE ko to "AIK LAKH" ka inaam hai!!! Bhete tere Khyaalo main. Kore kagaz main likha tera naam. Tasveer bhi bana dali aur likha ye paigaam, zinda ya murda pakarne wale ko 5000/= naqad inaam.. Hehar: ki gali mein paan ki dukan, davdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, davdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, khake paan paro. Boli"shukriya bhai jaan"heeeee.... Zämèèn pè hö to SMS bhäij dö, äsmàn pè ho to täre bhäij do, jännät màin hò tò hööräìn bhäìj dö, dözäkh mäìn ho tö "ENJOY UR SELF". Ye Hamari National Health Service hai.isme Hum Aap Jaise Logon ko Aadhi Raat me utha kar SUSU karna Yaad dilate hein Taki Apka Bed Gila na ho! Plz SUSU kar lein 2 sardaar 1 larki ko dekh rahay thay. Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai Promise me we are true friends kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki jawaab teri shayari ka.... Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo... Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
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